Useful Fact #74: Find your friends, but find good ones, you'll need them.

Useful Fact #74: Golf carts would be useful when you are late to class.

Useful Fact #73: Group projects are annoying. Especially when you are a powerpoint perfectionist.

Useful Fact #72: Meeting with teachers can be quite difficult.

Useful Fact #71: Chasing squirrels is a perfectly wonderful and acceptable activity for mature college students.

Useful Fact #70: If the expiration date is today, it's still consumable.

Useful Facts #69: You never get excited to see your parents... until you're in college and they live very far away.

Useful Fact #68: Sometimes you will find yourself watching white guys rapping about Native Americans.

Useful Fact #67: Cold sores are no fun. Oh wait, I already knew that.

Useful Fact #66: Scheduling is really really stressful!

Useful Fact #65: Musical tech week takes up a lot of time, time usually spent creating useless useful facts.

Useful Fact #64: Chocolate bars are a delicious backstage snack.

Useful Fact #63: Don't have too high expectations for Halloween, for they, most likely, will be missed.

Useful Fact #62: The song "Imma Be" by the Black Eyed Peas is even more awesome when you are dressed as a Bee.

Useful Fact #61: Parents weekend is kind of sad when your parents aren't there.

Useful Fact #60: When you like your roommate, you feel guilty around those who do not.

Useful Fact #59: Roommates whom you get along with can distract you from work.

Useful Fact #58: Apple Spice Febreze is the best smell ever.

Useful Fact #57: Anything and everything can come back to bite you.

Useful Fact #56: Counting paramecium is no fun at all.

Useful Fact #55: People are so generous. I am so so grateful.

Useful Fact #54: And we all have the ability to move on. =)

Useful Fact #53: Nearly everything you can laugh off... or at least try to.

Useful Fact #52: Being a skank is not a generally smiled upon occupation. I'm glad I'm not one.

Useful Fact #51: Sometimes we make mistakes, sometimes others do too...

Useful Fact #50: College kids are really mature... just kidding.

Useful Fact #49: Staying up really late is so much harder when you are sober...

Useful Fact #48: Sardines in the dark is epic... but terrifying.

Useful Fact #47: Theatre games are a cause for much amusement and merriment.

Useful Fact #46: Carpet cleaners are a god send.

Useful Fact #45: Prep school is very good at preparing you for college. You learn what of the mountains of homework you don't have to do and what things you are capable of doing last minute.

Useful Fact #44: When someone throws up in the hallway it smells... for days.

Useful Fact #43: Silence is something we take for granted. Until you live in a freshman dorm.

Useful Fact #42: Work is boring, but at least you have an income that you can use to buy lots of useful things.

Useful Fact #41: Group snuggling can take many hours off an otherwise boring day.

Useful Fact #40: Campus is really boring when no one is here.

Useful Fact #39: College internet sucks and leads to incredibly long buffering times.

Useful Fact #38: When your window is open, your room gets cold. Always check to make sure your windows are shut before you complain about the temperature in your room.

Useful Fact #37: Getting mail is a most brilliant and wonderful thing.

Useful Fact #36: Sometimes being intoxicated is not a good idea.

Useful Fact #35: Homework does not wait for you.

Useful Fact #34: Learning who your true friends are is often easier than originally thought.

Useful Fact #33: Sometimes tragic events happen that make you put your life on hold... this includes your blog.

Useful Fact #32: If a class is boring, you will find yourself dreading it.

Useful Fact #31: Sometimes a Milky Way and a smoothie will have to suffice for lunch.

Useful Fact #30: Campus jobs are either really boring or really stressful. Depends on the day.

Useful Fact #29: Lava lamps do not ship well.

Useful Fact #28: Sometimes packages get stuck at the post office. It is quite depressing.

Useful Fact #27: Being sick in college is a billion times worse than being sick at home.

Useful Fact #26: Sometimes you fall behind with your useful facts.

Useful Fact #25: The most exciting thing about weekends, despite everything else, is being able to sleep.

Useful Fact #24: Homework should be done before the day it's due.

Useful Fact #23: Different places have different weather. It's annoying.

Useful Fact #22: High school friends are hard to contact.

Useful Fact #21: Some college classes are easier than high school AP classes.

Useful Fact #20: Birthdays lead to lots of left over cake.

Useful Fact #19: Parents coming to visit is more exciting than you would think at first.

Useful Fact #18: Sometimes college security breaks up sober parties.

Useful Fact #17: Birthdays are amazing in college.

Useful Fact #16: Sometimes you get really lucky when it comes to roommates. =)

Useful Fact #15: Musical theatre clubs are crazy. Introductions take a long time.

Useful Fact #14: In college, sickness spreads faster than creamy peanut butter.

Useful Fact #13: Thirteen is not an unlucky number and the 13th of the month is not an unlucky day.

Useful Fact #12: When going out, find a random group of people and follow them until you reach a suitable destination.

Useful Fact #11: Always find the people you belong with. Otherwise there will be no laughter in your life.

Useful Fact #10: Set alarms. Even if you think you have nothing to do.

Useful Fact #9: Frat boys are creepy. Dance with them at you own risk.

Useful Fact #8: Learning about the season premieres of your favorite shows. Highlight of your day.

Useful Fact #7: Campus jobs are more difficult to get than originally thought. And once got... scheduling is a bitch.

Useful Fact #6: Games Club. The best time you'll have in college.

Useful Fact #5: Unfortunatly, lax bros are everywhere. There is no escape. Don't even try.

Useful Fact #4: It doesn't matter how much you like the material, if the teacher is boring, the class will be boring.

Useless Fact #3: Free time is never free for long.

Useful Fact #2: Sometimes people spell your name wrong. Fontana is very similar to O'Connell.

Useful Fact #1: White bras under off-white shirts are a good idea... unless there are black lights involved.