Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Useful Fact #32: If a class is boring, you will find yourself dreading it.
Useful Fact #31: Sometimes a Milky Way and a smoothie will have to suffice for lunch.
Useful Fact #30: Campus jobs are either really boring or really stressful. Depends on the day.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Useful Fact #29: Lava lamps do not ship well.
Useful Fact #28: Sometimes packages get stuck at the post office. It is quite depressing.
Useful Fact #27: Being sick in college is a billion times worse than being sick at home.
Useful Fact #26: Sometimes you fall behind with your useful facts.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Useful Fact #25: The most exciting thing about weekends, despite everything else, is being able to sleep.
Useful Fact #24: Homework should be done before the day it's due.
Useful Fact #23: Different places have different weather. It's annoying.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Useful Fact #22: High school friends are hard to contact.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Useful Fact #21: Some college classes are easier than high school AP classes.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Useful Fact #20: Birthdays lead to lots of left over cake.
Useful Fact #19: Parents coming to visit is more exciting than you would think at first.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Useful Fact #18: Sometimes college security breaks up sober parties.
Useful Fact #17: Birthdays are amazing in college.
Useful Fact #16: Sometimes you get really lucky when it comes to roommates. =)

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Useful Fact #15: Musical theatre clubs are crazy. Introductions take a long time.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Useful Fact #14: In college, sickness spreads faster than creamy peanut butter.
Useful Fact #13: Thirteen is not an unlucky number and the 13th of the month is not an unlucky day.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Useful Fact #12: When going out, find a random group of people and follow them until you reach a suitable destination.
Useful Fact #11: Always find the people you belong with. Otherwise there will be no laughter in your life.
Useful Fact #10: Set alarms. Even if you think you have nothing to do.
Useful Fact #9: Frat boys are creepy. Dance with them at you own risk.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Useful Fact #8: Learning about the season premieres of your favorite shows. Highlight of your day.
Useful Fact #7: Campus jobs are more difficult to get than originally thought. And once got... scheduling is a bitch.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Useful Fact #6: Games Club. The best time you'll have in college.
Useful Fact #5: Unfortunatly, lax bros are everywhere. There is no escape. Don't even try.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Useful Fact #4: It doesn't matter how much you like the material, if the teacher is boring, the class will be boring.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Useless Fact #3: Free time is never free for long.
Useful Fact #2: Sometimes people spell your name wrong. Fontana is very similar to O'Connell.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Useful Fact #1: White bras under off-white shirts are a good idea... unless there are black lights involved.